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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Here’s chapter and verse on a more-or-less comprehensive list of things banned in the Leviticus book of the bible. A decent number of them are punishable by death.
1.Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)
2.Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)
3.Eating fat (3:17)
4.Eating blood (3:17)
5.Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1)
6.Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1)
7.Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
8.Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
9.Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)
10.Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
11.Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1)
12.Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
13.Tearing your clothes (10:6)
14.Drinking alcohol in holy places (10:9)
15.Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (11:4-7)
16.Touching the carcass of any of the above (11:8)
17.Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
18.Eating – or touching the carcass of -eagle, the vulture, the black vulture,the red kite, any kind of black kite,any kind of raven,the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk,the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl,the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey,the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)
19.Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)
20.Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (11:27)
21.Eating – or touching the carcass of – theweasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard,the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon(11:29)
22.Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)
23.Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)
24.Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)
25.Having sex with your mother (18:7)
26.Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8)
27.Having sex with your sister (18:9)
28.Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
29.Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
30.Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
31.Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14)
32.Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
33.Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
34.Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (18:17)
35.Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
36.Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
37.Having sex with your neighbour’s wife (18:20)
38.Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)
39.Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22)
40.Having sex with an animal (18:23)
41.Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4)
42.Reaping to the very edges of a field (19:9)
43.Picking up grapes that have fallen in yourvineyard (19:10)
44.Stealing (19:11)
45.Lying (19:11)
46.Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12)
47.Defrauding your neighbour (19:13)
48.Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)
49.Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
50.Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
51.Spreading slander (19:16)
52.Doing anything to endanger a neighbour’s life (19:16)
53.Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
54.Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
55.Cross-breeding animals (19:19)
56.Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)
57.Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20)
58.Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)
59.Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
60.Trimming your beard (19:27)
61.Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
62.Getting tattoos (19:28)
63.Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
64.Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)
65.Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
66.Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born”(19:33-34)
67.Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
68.Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)
69.Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13)
70.Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11)
71.Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)
72.Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
73.Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)
74.Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)
75.Selling land permanently (25:23)
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (25:42)
23/76, fuck. See you all in hell!
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Lion, colored pencils.
By: http://fodaskeldor.tumblr.com/(via terriblyartistic21)
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i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
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Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
– Stephen R. Covey (via ohmoomers)(via theseviolentdelights)
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If you were a word, what would you be?
If I were a word, I wouldn’t roll easily off the tongue. I would have sharp edges and loud sounds, consonants and vowels, and leave an acrid taste. I would be contrapuntal or conundrum or chaotic. I have an affinity for sounds that are a little frustrating because that’s what I am most of the time. But I think that if I were to truly be a word, I would be something rare and unusual. I would be from centuries before our time and nearly extinct in usage. I wouldn’t be lingering on the tip of one’s tongue for long, but tucked behind clichés and oxymorons. I would be associated with enjambments and pauses and nagging afterthoughts that instantly accompany the end of a rather infuriating argument. I might even be foreign or unable to translate in the English language because although I love words more than I love myself sometimes, this language is cruel and will leave you begging for more than just ‘the universe’ to describe the entirety of all that exists, that which is material and immaterial, human and non-human, animate and inanimate, alive and dead - and that’s a tragedy. I would hope, that if anything, I would be a lost word. Possibly ephydriad, which is a water nymph with natural grace. Or stardust: born out of the grandest explosion in the history of everything and still thrumming today beneath the cells and atoms and microscopic particles of all that makes this world real.
probably something like surreptitious or supercilious (though i always forget what that means).
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her eyes are like classic novels and poetry: bijouie: I’ve gotten pretty tired of how my friends are always talking... →
I’ve gotten pretty tired of how my friends are always talking about Doctor Who and I have no idea what to say. So I’m going to watch it tonight, starting on the 9th doctor. I have high expectations!
Hi. Welcome to the Doctor Who fandom, old friend.
It may seem silly and…
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thunder is kind of awesome
but really. RAIN ALREADY.
it’s too humid for may.
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Some perspective
Light travels at a speed of 299,792,458 metres per second exactly. No matter how fast you, or the light source is traveling, go try measuring it and you’ll find that this is exactly the case.
At this speed, it takes light:
- 18 milliseconds to travel between London and New York
- 0.13 seconds to circumnavigate the equator of the Earth
- 1.4 seconds to travel to us from the Moon
- 8.4 minutes to travel from the Sun
- 4.15 hours to travel from the Sun to Neptune, the most remote planet in the Solar System
- 17 hours to travel to the current location of Voyager 1, the farthest man made object from Earth
- ~0.8 years to travel from us to the Oort Cloud, a hypothesised spherical cloud of icy comets centered around the Sun, which marks the boundary of the solar system
- 4.2 years to travel to us from Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to Sun.
- 1,100 years to travel to us from the centre of our own galaxy, the Milky Way
- 100,000 years to travel across the whole disc of the galaxy itself
- 2.5 million years to travel to us from the Andromeda galaxy, our nearest neighbour
- 110 million years to travel across the Virgo Supercluster, our small, local little corner of the universe
After this it stops making sense to say “a distance x”, as the expansion of the universe warps our perception of distance on these immense timescales. Therefore, when you hear radio static, 1% of that is said not to originate from a place, but rather a time, roughly 13.5 billion years ago - the cosmic microwave background from the time of recombination at the dawn of the universe.
TL;DR: The universe is big.
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